An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Darling, Honey, My Love, Pumpkin, Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over to his host, and said: "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "Her name slipped my mind about 10 years a go, -- and I'm scared to death to ask the old bitch what it is."
This is going around the desks today
posted by Peter Greene
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Ford and Renault to merge
RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE
Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car. They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new
zippy little car, The "Clitaurus". The car comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash.
posted by Peter Greene
Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car. They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new
zippy little car, The "Clitaurus". The car comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash.
posted by Peter Greene
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Why you never Question a Drunk
Why you never Question a Drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket the other day where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
know that? "
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
posted by Peter Greene
I was shopping at the local supermarket the other day where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
know that? "
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
posted by Peter Greene
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